A collaboration parody of Taylor Swift's Love Story, detailing the epic romance between Aui_2000 and Universe. Vocals - https://twitter.com/aui_2000 Lyrics - https://twitter.com/Hot_Bid Video - https://twitter.com/fwoshy Special thanks to danimals for her help! :) *Disclaimer: Envy's Skype convo is NOT real; it's me talking to myself lol. --- LYRICS We were both young when I first saw you I close my eyes and the flashback starts I'm standing there On PotM Bottom, in summer air See TI, see the players, the prize pool See you make your way through the crowd And say, "Hello." Little did I know... Then we joined Dig But we suck Don't make top 8 And EG said, "Uni, we have Monster cash!" And I was crying on this Speed team Begging you, "Please, Don't go." And I said... Universe, take me somewhere I can finish first I'll be waiting Second place is just the worst You'll be offlane, I'll be the support It's a love story, one for Dota e-sports So I sneak out to the offlane to see you, We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew I stack for you Escape this lane for a little while 'Cause you were on EG I was a C9 Player And Envy said, "Stay away from Universe." But you were everything to me, I was begging him, "Let me go." And I said... Universe, take me somewhere I can finish first I'll be waiting Second place is just the worst You'll be offlane, I'll be the support It's a love story, one for Dota e-sports Universe, save me, Envy tells me not to feed C9 drafts difficult So much greed. I'm so afraid, please get me out of this team. It's a love story, Charlie add me on Steam" I got tired of waiting It got harder after every team wipe, My faith in you was fading When I met Envy on the outskirts of Skype. And he said... Aui, we got Notail, he plays a better 4 than you, Maybe not better, but its time for something new. Get kicked from C9, I had nowhere to go. Then Zai left your team and you wrote to me and said... Join EG, Kurt, you'll have to support alone Farm all day, Peter buys all the wards and smokes. I talked to C9 - go pick out a jersey It's a love story, Kurtis, just say "Yes" 'Cause we were both young when I first saw you... --- Thanks for supporting EG at DAC 2015!

• published: 16 Mar 2015
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